...............))))))>>>>>>>>))))))))))&&&&^^^^^^^^^^

Random phone photos

2010-12-02T11:25:00.000-08:00

Early hours Dec 2 snowblind

I touched Torres' shirt in the dressing room

Mike Haliechuk drinks prosecco with a fresh strawberry in it

Charles Taylor on trial at The Hague

John Sturrock on the meeting room 3 wall

Tommo's birthday at the Chris Penn Suite

Robbo's wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple x

Hand set on fire during rendition of YNWA at Wolfboy's birthday dinner which he wasn't at. Photo by Florence & The Camera Machine.

Ted and James from Tomoland.blogspot.com

2010-12-02T11:23:00.000-08:00

Dr Guislain Museum in Ghent. Thanks Dwid.

2010-12-02T11:13:00.000-08:00

Return to Kolocep Summer 2010

2010-12-02T11:01:00.000-08:00

Coming soon to an internet near you

2010-09-28T00:49:00.001-07:00

Frontline club with Stuart and Richard Dare

2010-09-02T07:23:00.001-07:00

Map of the world by Faris, new addition to home gallery

2010-08-31T06:16:00.000-07:00

Au revoir Mathieu. Godbless.

2010-08-27T02:37:00.001-07:00

Front page part deux

2010-08-25T15:25:00.000-07:00

Phone Camera Photos from 2010 so far

2010-07-13T05:12:00.001-07:00

Gee’s work station at Dial House.

On morning patrol with 2 Para, STANTA.

CSN at the Royal Albert Hall.

Hairless unhappy cat in Florida pet-supermarket.

Country fried steak and eggs at Mel’s diner Florida.

Shooting Amanda Harrington with Leo for Liverpool doc.

Shooting Art Hammer and Vince with Alex for Mandingo doc.

Florida hire car. Crap Chrysler, also used in the crap Ethan Hawke vampire movie.

Liverpool hire car. £85,000 Land Rover. Was amazing.

View from a tower in Liverpool.

Dan and Hannah aka Sid and Nancy

The A-List.

Dwid meets Eugene Robinson at the OBL.

My new G.P is quite generous with painkillers.

This brought back memories of hanging out with Piers Martin circa 2001.

Process ring kindly gold-plated by Dominic Jones.

Andy Fraser is made to see that Swansea Love Story was on the front page of CNN.

This pre-cursed the EHG show / after party which seemed to go on for about a week.

This was quite late at Benthal with Deano

The £250 walking stick.

H.M.S.I by Liam Sparkes

2010-06-04T04:51:00.001-07:00

Blood brothers: Ben Rayner, me, James Knight.

Trois Anniversaire dans le Paris

2010-06-04T04:42:00.000-07:00

may 29th

2010-05-24T05:48:00.000-07:00

Bonding with 2 Para

2010-05-21T01:27:00.000-07:00

By Jason Mojica

Hospital food by Ben Rayner

2010-04-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

Front page

2010-03-08T05:02:00.000-08:00

Big Issue

2010-02-21T05:07:00.000-08:00

St John Birthday Party

2010-02-16T07:50:00.000-08:00

Photos by Bruno Bayley and Jamie Davis. Thanks to the love of my life Maggie Muldoon for setting it up. And thank you for your presents and for turning up. It was lovely to see you all together. WHAT A LINE UP. I love you! From Andy.

By Jonnie Craig. Thanks Jonnie...

2010-02-15T06:44:00.000-08:00

snow show

2010-02-11T07:08:00.000-08:00

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

2010-02-09T08:30:00.001-08:00

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs

Ouchy

2010-02-09T03:51:00.000-08:00

Yacht rock

2010-02-08T01:24:00.001-08:00

EYEHATEGOD Boat Show 2009 from William on Vimeo.

February 12 premiere

2010-01-12T23:27:00.001-08:00

Mexico At Christmas

2010-01-12T23:10:00.000-08:00

Mexico Mixtape! Viva Tulum!

2010-01-11T18:22:00.000-08:00

Somebody's Baby - Pat Kelly
Hey! Little Child - Alex Chilton
Cone Of Light - The Almighty Defenders
River Deep Mountain High - Ike & Tina Turner
Up Broadway - Moondog
Witchdoctor - John Mayall
Cinnamon Girl - Neil Young
Don't You Want Me No More - The Kirkbys
Hybrid Moments - The Misfits
Uptown - Roy Orbison
Sally MacLennane - The Pogues
He's The Kissing Kind - Angels
I Know (You Don't Love Me No More) - Barbara George
Bull Dog - Shangri-Las
Happy - The Rolling Stones
My Life Is Right - Big Star
Tribute To John Lennon - Ranking Joe
Young Wings Can Fly - Johnny & The Attractions
Stoned - Black Lips
The Things I Want to Hear (Pretty Words) - The Merseybeats
Pills - Bo Diddley
Don't Touch Me Tomato - Phyllis Dillon
My Special Angel - Bobby Helms
All My Tears - Alton Ellis & The Flames
Have You Seen Her Face - The Byrds
To Sir With Love - Lyn Taitt & The Jetts
Matchbox - Carl Perkins
Goofy - Cliff Johns
My Love Delights Me - THE COLLECTORS
You're Gonna Need Me - Errol Dunkley
What A Day For Me - Harumi
Return Of The Grievous Angel - Gram Parsons
Your Cheating Heart - Jerry Lee Lewis & Nashville Teens
Here I Stand - Justin Hinds & The Dominoes
It's a Beautiful Day Today - Moby Grape
Come To Me - Otis Redding
Talkin Pay TV - Phil Ochs
Sweet Song For My Baby - Phil Pratt & Ken Boothe
Anyway That You Want Me - The Troggs

January 19th premiere

2010-01-11T18:21:00.001-08:00

ICA Screening

2009-12-21T08:12:00.000-08:00

Leo from the "Leigh Dynasty" with a hypnotist gnome.

WDM.

By Bruno Bayley

Dec 8th

2009-11-03T09:34:00.001-08:00

KILLLIFE.COM

2009-10-27T08:48:00.001-07:00

Dead Wrong, Leicester sometime in 1990s by Neil Bob Tilton

2009-10-12T02:04:00.000-07:00

Kill Life at Pappagonis

2009-10-05T06:32:00.001-07:00

Rorschach is back

2009-09-26T15:41:00.001-07:00

Swansea being edited

2009-09-23T08:14:00.000-07:00

Glad To Be Home

2009-09-18T02:59:00.000-07:00

Who No Know Go Knows.......

2009-09-16T20:39:00.000-07:00

Editing Liberia in NYC

2009-09-12T12:09:00.000-07:00

This is my favourite scene. Gospel singing at End Time Train Evangelical Missionaries.

More Swansea friends. There is always a party when the Collins' are around.

2009-09-06T12:09:00.000-07:00

Went to Reading the day the ceiling collapsed.

2009-09-06T12:08:00.001-07:00

One on the left is my "literary agent".

2009-09-06T12:07:00.000-07:00

Nearly finished....

2009-08-27T06:17:00.000-07:00

Bonds Of Friendship With Little Boys

2009-07-30T16:37:00.000-07:00

Together at last

2009-07-30T16:35:00.000-07:00

By Jonnie Craig

2009-07-30T04:41:00.001-07:00

I love Monrovia

2009-07-27T14:38:00.000-07:00

More Rome

2009-07-27T14:29:00.001-07:00

Thanks for everything Lele and Tim.

Pay the cost to be the boss (10 Euros).

Woof woof.

Caligula fantasies.

Black Lips. Drugs video.

2009-07-14T08:18:00.000-07:00

Profondo Rosso by Lele Saveri

2009-07-14T08:17:00.001-07:00

2009-07-08T13:26:00.000-07:00

Lee, Kristian, Me, Clint and Leo filming Rule Britannia Swansea. Photo by Adam Patterson.

2009-06-24T04:12:00.001-07:00

Big S.T.E.L.L.Y-ing

2009-06-23T10:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britannia/the-deer-hunter

2009-06-08T03:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britannia/the-deer-hunter
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britannia/the-deer-hunter
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britannia/the-deer-hunter
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/rule-britannia/the-deer-hunter

Believe Me by Katie Stelmanis

2009-06-02T05:45:00.001-07:00

With Gavin in Milano at his exhibition.

2009-05-26T06:33:00.000-07:00

Kill Life

2009-05-22T02:13:00.001-07:00

Dreams Come True Girl by Cass McCombs

2009-05-21T08:09:00.001-07:00

AVM

2009-05-21T02:06:00.001-07:00

AVM • nightgravesecret SS

oui oui

2009-05-21T01:45:00.000-07:00

Footy. From Benrayner.blogspot.com

2009-03-30T04:44:00.001-07:00

Photo by Margaret E.F Muldoon

2009-03-24T15:41:00.000-07:00

Listening to him every day. This was on telly tonight.

2009-03-24T14:41:00.000-07:00

Photo by Stu Bentley

2009-03-24T11:12:00.000-07:00

William Is in Resident Evil 5

2009-03-13T06:53:00.000-07:00

We'll feed you to every hungry bird
We'll feed you to every starving animal
We'll let them eat fat till they're full
And we'll let them drink blood till they're drunk
While I tell you
It's helping
While I tell you
You doing the right thiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Coming soon to VBS.TV. Skins and Punks the movie.

2009-03-04T02:41:00.000-08:00

Watch out for the white label of this.

2009-02-27T22:46:00.000-08:00

Blackpool Trailer.

2009-02-27T21:44:00.000-08:00

Coming soon to VBS.

book is with S&S

2009-02-27T21:43:00.000-08:00

I Went To New York

2009-02-18T02:31:00.000-08:00

Ground 0.

Nieratko in suave form.

Mrs Nieratko and a dog called something like Mr Doodles.

Alvi making tea with holy water for Muslims in Brooklyn.

This night ended with a gun. Thankfully no blasts.

Zombie raven by Thomas Hooper.

Pearson's ghost by Thomas Hooper.

The Shrine Expands

2009-02-18T02:29:00.001-08:00

Took this the morning I went to New York. 12 hours in Terminal 5.

Deer Diary

2009-02-18T02:26:00.000-08:00

Coming soon on VBS.

Mauritius Fun

2009-02-18T02:17:00.000-08:00

In the Botanical Gardens. They have a thing on cameras where you don't have to press the button yourself!

Maggie photos traditional Mauritiun cuisine.

This is the guy from Silence Of The Lambs. He was hanging out at the Crocodile Musuem.

They had LFC TV in the room. This was a documentary about El Nino. Look how similar we are facially.

The street art graf scene in Mauritius is so cool. I'm just totally chilling here in the style of a B-Boy from the Bronx in 1979.

This was the Captain. He gave us a guided tour of the island. It was like being pleasantly kidnapped.

Kept this rock from the Indian Ocean because it looks like a skull.

Muldoon lion impression outside hotel.

Mauritiun crocodile steak in the jungle. Soon this will be a review at http://tastebuddeluxe.blogspot.com/

Swimming With Dolphins

2009-02-18T02:08:00.000-08:00

This was originally on Viceland.com

Ever since editing a piece about Dave Navarro swimming nude with dolphins in the Worst Issue Ever, I’ve always wondered what would it be like to rub my lithe, naked torso against the rubbery skin of the sea’s friendliest mammals. Last week I met a guy called Farik on a beach in Mauritius and he sold me a package tour that promised “Swimming with dolphins and barbecued lobster on an island,” so I signed up to it without thinking twice. Here’s what fucking happened.

Call me a total naïve idiot, but from Farik’s description of the package tour, I imagined I would be ferried effortlessly via limousine to a nearby exclusive cove whereupon I would dive into the crystal clear waters then be tossed aloft into the air by the thrust of a dolphin’s beak. The beast would make that clicking sound and we’d laugh and joke around while also developing a deeper understanding of ocean life. But it was nothing like that. In fact it was one of the most tawdry experiences of 2008.

Let this act as a warning to anybody foolish enough to sign up for one of these things. What happens when you sign up (which costs about £250), is that you have to be in the lobby of your hotel for 7.30AM then wait for 30 minutes for a monosyllabic Mauritian guy to bundle you into the back of a mini-bus that smelled of whatever the bus driver had eaten for dinner the night before (quite spicy), along with 16 half-asleep strangers. They ranged from a South African family, to some French old age pensioners, to a really grumpy rotund English woman and her boyfriend.

On arrival at our destination were shunted onto a beach where we had to hand over more money (£50) to a gang of shady looking guys who had a catamaran that was connected to the beach by a rusted, broken gangway that had almost completely collapsed in the middle. There were flies everywhere. Eventually we took our place on a catarman that smelled strongly of piss and had more files buzzing around it than the beach.

My girlfriend Maggie and I took our places, squashed up against the rear of the boat next to two 60 year-old-ginger haired twin sisters from France and their husband. A South African family with two small children joined us and then a gang of five drunken French gentlemen in their mid-20s wearing cowboy hats turned up with two black girls wearing thongs and cowboy hats. It soon transpired that the girls were hookers, hired by the French guys for their friend’s birthday, which I thought was a very nice gesture, even if it sat a little uncomfortably among the toddlers, old age pensioners and “swimming with dolphins” vibes that we’d gone in for.

The French guys looked like they’d been doing coke all night, all jittery and chain smoking. One of the hookers could barely stand up and so spent the whole time alternating between rubbing the French guy’s thigh while lying down and listening to Mauritian R&B on her mobile phone. It sounded very tinny. Very tinny and very fucking soul destroying and so I begged the small kid who was working the bar to give me beer upon beer and when he was distracted I stole a bottle of rum and put it in Maggie’s bag. I must have drunk half of it in 30 minutes.

After our fellow passengers had finished eating the cut up baguettes covered with cheap jam that was our “all inclusive breakfast” we set off, very slowly to go and swim with dolphins. About an hour into it, and with a very loud soundtrack CD of Crazy Frog and Mauritiun R&B we slowed down and were told that “Here are ze dolphins” by our captain, a jheri-curled man with blue contact lenses in that gave him the appearance of somebody who plays in a Prodigy tribute act.

For ten minutes we saw some dolphins 800 metres away before sailing for what seemed like three hours aimlessly around an island while the captain played, very loudly, songs by Christina Milian, 50 Cent and, again, Crazy Frog. Staggering to the downstairs toilet, which naturally was full to the brim with other people’s piss and was surrounded by a halo of flies, I cut my foot open on a broken wine glass, slipped over and cut my head open on the metal rigging.

By now I was too drunk to care any more. I wasn’t even that upset about the fact that there was no “Island visit with lobster dinner” as promised. Instead a small child brought a plastic bucket of chicken out from a cupboard by the toilet and the captian cooked it until burned to a crisp on a portable barbecue. The French guys and the hookers loved it and managed to polish it most of it themselves.

During the chicken dinner, we stopped for a while so I jumped off the side of the boat for a swim, cutting my chest open on a jagged lump of coral. I pulled myself back up onto the boat and sat there, bleeding from chest, head and foot while downing a half pint of warm rum and Sprite.

It would be three more hours of this shit before we made it back to shore.

ANDY CAPPER

New Year was all right

2009-01-13T13:49:00.000-08:00

See the ghost?

2008-12-16T05:07:00.000-08:00

Christmas dinner

2008-12-16T05:03:00.000-08:00

SKINS & PUNKS LLAAAAAUUNNNCCCCH

2008-12-10T08:52:00.000-08:00

I've fucking made it!

2008-10-08T14:18:00.000-07:00

Cover story guy at... http://www.nichehomo.blogspot.com/

Jim Krewson coming to London.

2008-10-08T12:19:00.000-07:00

Kolocep We Love You. (Holiday ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-d)

2008-10-08T08:52:00.000-07:00

happy birthday ted

2008-10-03T22:48:00.000-07:00

still

2008-09-12T07:56:00.001-07:00

2008-08-20T08:43:00.000-07:00

I was on the radio with Peter Robinson.

2008-08-18T07:38:00.001-07:00

Rabbit Stew and dumplings. 7.5 out of 10.

2008-08-18T05:05:00.000-07:00

Holy Terror / OBL Part 2

2008-08-11T09:37:00.000-07:00

Only God can judge me

2008-08-06T09:00:00.000-07:00

ooooold stuff just found. mostly before I stopped drinking.

2008-08-05T09:06:00.000-07:00

Wish it was the right way up

2008-08-05T08:50:00.000-07:00

The guillotine at Southport Pier

I went to this thing about six months ago. The message it gave me was that it was good I had stopped being an alcoholic. I thought this was highly profound. Maggie tried it at the weekend and it said kinda the same thing to her as well. I guess it's not magic after all.

wedding daze

2008-07-21T05:59:00.003-07:00

Why is Maggie so sheepish?

This one goes out to

2008-07-16T14:18:00.000-07:00

Recent stories

2008-07-15T07:06:00.001-07:00

Maggie turned into a bear.

Cat had furball problems.

This made me in the worst mood ever for ages.

So we boiled this fucker alive.

Cruelty tastes great.

Istanbul with Acrassicauda

2008-07-15T06:55:00.001-07:00

Wacky guy.

Iraqi feast with Faisal.

Firas' front room.

2008-07-14T09:26:00.000-07:00

On 14 Jul 2008, at 17:12, pegah farahmand wrote:

I just found this on an online campaign for employing new people at the coca cola factory...look at the bottom!

tear

2008-07-11T05:15:00.001-07:00

The Newest Guy In The House

2008-07-08T14:51:00.000-07:00

Boyzone (thanks to tomoland.blogspot.com)

2008-07-08T14:42:00.000-07:00

Somebody spiked me

2008-06-28T20:02:00.000-07:00

Skins & Punks is being printed

2008-06-25T07:52:00.000-07:00

Yep

2008-06-25T07:35:00.000-07:00

Kev is back.

2008-06-16T10:17:00.000-07:00